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So I’ll put this out there: in my very limited travels I’ve been a few places. With that being said, Miami- HANDS DOWN has the most beautiful women I’ve ever had the privilege of seeing in person. It also appeared that this huge segment of women have no intention and/or desire to dance anywhere YOU.

I’m married, and the wife and myself had an absolute ball. It was literally great to go out dancing because the DJ was impeccable. But remember those beautiful women we saw earlier? Well I guess they didn’t feel the same way because 85% of them never got up and danced! I think I was the only guy sweating in a room full of people. Beautiful people. What gives?

Well, my friends, being that we live in a very superficial society, the reason the people in Miami look so great is to make YOU want them. You actually GETTING them is an entirely different conversation. You got a Bentley, a shoe deal and a recording studio in your guest house? If your reading this blog I’m gonna assume you don’t. At this point it’s best to realize your lot in life and continue partying like the rest of the regular guys. I’ll be the first to tell you, there’s nothing wrong with that.

Sincerely Fresh,

Mr H.
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