You’ve purchased the perfect “slim fit” trousers; the ones that make you look like Idris Elba in Takers. You got the jacket tailored to your exact measurements. Shoes shined. You are officially ready to conquer the evening. There’s one problem, one variable not accounted for: the bulge in your front pocket from your cell phone. Here’s a tidbit of advice. Ditch that bulky case! At least for the evening anyway… Everyone knows that your iPhone looks like a Gameboy or a clear cassette. It’s cool, we get it. But what that case REALLY DOES is add bulk to your slim silhouette. So in the name of streamlining, leave the case behind, at least for the night.
Sincerely,
Mr. H
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